basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys oh wow so like
Dear Future Boyfriend,
joycakes: I hope you know that I don’t like to cry in front of you. I like to be shown as a strong girl. So when I cry, you know that somethings really wrong. You gotta give me a really long warm hug. You gotta make me smile again. Do something to tell me you care a lot.
When my parents didn't get what I wanted from the... →
lulz-time: Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…
me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
Now that I’m sober, it’s really hitting me that I lost my fucking sunglasses at the beach yesterday. Wow, no more sunglasses when its sunny as hell here now -__-
I feel like I’m talking to a stranger. You’re not the same person that I fell in love with and I’m so unhappy. Only 11 more days until I go back and I’m afraid to see what will unfold between us. I already know I’m going to resent you. What do you expect? I’ve gone to bed sad more times than I’ve been happy this entire summer. I just hope things go back...
Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do...– Kurt Vonnegut (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
ngodpartridge asked: CHEER UP your negativity is killing me...just kidding i still care.
I can't fucking sleep.
Haha you call yourself educated in a status but I can barely understand what you’re trying to say because you can’t write for shit.
I like to listen to hispanic music and pretend I’m back in Florida with my friends and my boyfriend. LOL.
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore